Honestly, this story is off the fucking charts…

Darryl Strawberry, a total legend to New York baseball, admitted the other day on Sirius XM Mad Dog Radio:

“Between innings it worked out well just how crazy it was… You point (a woman) out and tell the kid (to go get her).”

Okay, Darryl, WHAT THE FUCK. Are we to believeĀ that in the 2 minutes and 30 seconds between innings, Daryl found the time to race off the field, take his pants off, rail a chick out, put away what presumably is an absolute HOG, suit back up and then be done and out by the time the ball is back in play?!

Putting that aside, we’re can’t ignore the unbelievable rape-y vibe of the idea that he would just point at a chick, get some locker-room attendant to go “get her” (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS – “TAKEN”?!), and she’d be 100% DTF… What a life Straw lived!!

I mean, this story is unreal. I have a new favorite baseball legend… Nothing like a guy who just does whatever he wants and bangs chicks in the locker-room between innings. Total savage.

Darryl, I tip my hat at you… Well done sir, you are a legend in my book!

 

@WCS_Taylor