SDS– In what has become an annual tradition, Alabama opened the season on a neutral field and came away with a devastating 52-6 win over USC in Arlington, Texas. For nearly every Crimson Tide fan in attendance the game was a site to see, however one former grad claims she saw too much for her liking.
Huffington Post contributor Rebecca Weldon came away shocked and appalled, not by the results of the game, but by the attire of some of the young women at the game. The article has since been deleted but has been captured via screenshot here thanks to CFB Reddit user Bama Bangs. Here’s a transcript of the original post:
Dear young ladies of the SEC, can you do us all a solid and start covering it up?
Standing amongst many of you at the recent Alabama-USC game in AT&T Stadium, I was bewildered.
An Alabama student myself not 20 years ago, I remember what fun it was to dress up for football games. My friends and I would scour the racks of Banana Republic and other favorite stores for anything and everything crimson. We’d swap favorite pieces, share accessories and pull together our “best look” week after week, not only for those cute fraternity boys, but also to cheer on the mighty Tide.
What we didn’t want, and what we never did, was to show up for a college football game looking like we belonged in a Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
More than once at that last ballgame, I wished I could have wrapped my elephant scarf around one of you, teetering around on stilettos with your bra straps exposed and operating under the misguided notion that you looked irresistible.
I wondered if your mother knew what you were wearing.
I wanted to tell you that if you’re doing this for a boy, he’s not the one for you.
I wished you understood that a trend can be interpreted as fun and flirty without being tasteless.
Most of all, I hoped you would soon wake up to embrace the ethos shared by higher learning institutions everywhere – class.
That lucky shaker tucked into the back of your on trend boot?
The team logo you’re sporting on your cheek?
The Greek letters sticker on your shirt declaring the sorority to which you belong and your loyalty to your team?
All rendered classless by those ill covered curves you’ve made sure are on full display.
In talking with friends from all over the Southeast after college football’s opening weekend, it was immediately clear that this trend was hardly limited to the students I saw that Saturday.
Not that that made me feel any better. Families attend these games. Little eyes are watching you.
On behalf of them, and the rest of us who feel embarrassed for you as you walk by, stop baring almost all in the name of game day fashion.
To be clear, I admire individuality and personal style. Team spirit is a precious tradition, and the vastly wide interpretation of any given school’s football culture is part of what makes Saturdays down south so darn fun (not to mention the stuff of people watching legend).
So by all means, be creative. Don your most debonair collegiate colors ensemble. Heck, try to sneak in a flask or two (this is college, after all).
Be young and fun and carefree.
But please, leave the club clothes at home.
I have never had any issues with the Huffington Post. They generally are there for a good read, and are a good time-waster.
Thankfully they continued to be in my good graces by deleting this absolute TRASH of an article. Cover up?! Are you kidding me?!?
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE BEAUTY THAT WE GET EVERY WEEKEND FROM THE WOMEN OF THE SEC?!
Now, I have kept my mouth shut from all of the feminist movements and everything that has poured in on twitter and various forms of social media, but here is where I draw the line. You mean to tell me you want to get rid of this?!
YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND.
Good thing you took this down Huffington Post, or I would have to come at you with rage you’ve never seen before.
Keep showing off what you wanna show girls of the SEC. You’re all God-sends and we at home appreciate every single one of you.
Unless you’re this one:
In that case, please listen to that writers advice; and please dear GOD do not let me see you dressing like that ever again.