We live in the United States of America.  The greatest goddamn country on the face of this goddamn planet.  So a few days ago when Tayls wrote that Coors Light was for “Hardos” I felt it was necessary for me, a loyal Coors Light drinker, to address these claims.

First and foremost, I don’t give a shit what beer you drink.  I don’t care what your preferences are.  They’re all basically the same shit anyways, but I will admit that there are subtle differences between each of the so-called “cheap beers.”  For example, for whatever reason, I’m not a huge fan of Miller Lite.  I got nothing against the company or people that drink Miller Lite, but I would rather drink a Coors Light or Bud Light instead.  That’s just me.  I’m sure you have your preferences as well and that’s perfectly fine.

With all that said, saying that Natty Light is “better” than Coors Light is down right ridiculous.  Natty Light is a college beer.  It is in the tier of Keystone Light, PBR and Pong Beer Lite (I think only Tayls will get that reference).  Coors Light, along with Bud Light, Miller Lite and maybe Rolling Rock is the next tier up.  If you want to tell me that BL or Miller Lite is better, fine.  But let’s not go crossing tiers.  I like a good Diet Natural as much as the next guy, but I’m not about to say that Natty or Keystone is something I would purchase over a Bud, Coors or Miller.

Thirdly, just because Klay Thompson looked like a dickhead drinking a Coors Light mid interview doesn’t mean that everyone who drinks Coors Light is also a dickhead.  Clumping together groups of people is exactly why everyone is at each other’s throat in this day in age.  This guy is a white Republican so he must hate blacks.  This chick is a college professor so she must be a feminist and hate men.  This guy drinks Coors Light so he must be a dickhead.  At it’s deepest core, it’s all the same thing.

So I say to you, drink your beer.  Whatever beer you want.  I will never judge.  Let’s do this and truly Make America Great Again!  USA! USA! USA!