Long anticipated (I’m sure) since my last Freakout Friday, but this was needs to be aired out because it honestly pisses me off in like every shootout scene in a movie or show since ‘Nam and it got to me again last night.

Alright, why in the FUCK can nobody shoot a goddamn gun accurately in movies? Like, you’ll see a good guy, or bad guy for that matter, with a clear shot on their target and they just miss, like not even hit the guy at all. It’s honestly retarded and makes me so angry. SURREE movies would be over in like 14 minutes if everyone shot realistically, but then I got an idea – make MORE shootouts, or write better lead-ups to each scene!! Holy shit call me a director!!

Watch the last 20 seconds of this clip from The Town:

How the hell does a guy have enough time to dose his minivan in gasoline amidst a fucking shootout?! It’s honestly retarded. SOMEONE SHOOT THE GUY IN THE HEAD!!!

I was watching that exact scene last night (and honestly I love The Town – it’s a great movie #re5pect), but that scene got me thinking just WTF. Cops are trained to shoot, these fucking nuns have machine guns, and yet NO ONE is hitting anyone here?!?!

And following that show was the Dark Knight where my brain almost wants to explode at how many times someone could’ve killed Batman, or the Joker for that matter, and they just don’t. The banker literally in the opening scene has a shotgun and misses from point blank………

BRO IF YOU CAN’T HIT A HUMAN BEING WITH A SHOTGUN YOU SHOULDN’T BE SHOOTING A SHOTGUN!!

People hit tiny birds out of the sky with those things, forget 6 foot tall human beings at eye level!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!

I need more realistic gunshot scenes here people. Let’s make movies great again, and let’s make America Great Again!!

 

 

Sweating All the Small Stuff,
@WCS_Taylor