To say last night’s slate of television was action packed would be the understatement of the century… We had the Bachelor. We had the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. We had the overtime thriller of Syracuse vs Louisville.
We had Geno’s 100th straight win which totally matters for anything.
IT. WAS. LIT.
But this got me to thinking, why in the hell do they even have those gross toy dogs on the Westminster Dog Show? Like, who finds these things good looking?
GROSS!! You know what I want to see? Adorable big old floppy hounds and real dogs that hunt. Dogs that AREN’T cats!! Like these:
Are you telling me that if the show wasn’t exclusively an “NFL: Pro Bowl Skills Competition” style event with all those goofy REAL SIZED dogs, not cat-dogs, that that wouldn’t be the greatest thing in television history? Someone in charge is dropping the ball.
Now, I don’t want to sit here and announce our fourth Water Cooler Sports sponsored event of the year should be a Dog Show…
Oh wait, YES I AM!!!
COMING THIS FALL: The Water Cooler Sports Dog Show (#WCSDS… get it trending)!!!
Biiiiiiig Dog Guy,