Recap of last night: Absolute horseshit that I went 1-1 last night. Yea, the Rangers over was an easy lock. 5.5?! Could have called that if I was blind. But the refs were the reason I lost on the Celtics game. You call a foul to decide the game? Just another great example of why the NBA is soft as baby shit nowadays. If you brought back the Bad Boy Pistons I’d personally love to see what Adam Silver and his staff of incompetent refs would do. Enough ranting, let’s get into the weekend, drink some beers, gamble with knowledge and get back to 2-0. Overall Record (5-3).
Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Columbus Blue Jackets
Spread: -1.5 Columbus
Moneyline: (-133 Columbus, +123 Penguins)
Okay, so let’s give the NHL my next attempt. I’m 1-1 due to the damn Blue Jackets finding their offense. My record will improve tonight, rest assured. So here’s the deal. My mom’s from the Burgh and a little birdie tipped me off that the Pens are gunna put these damn Blue Jackets down. Let’s do it folks!
Predictions: Lock the Pens +1.5. Easy lock. Throw the house on it. I expect them to win this game. Do it for Sally guys. The under is as close to a lock as the +1.5. 6.5? Jeeeeeez! Are the goalies not showing up to the rink? I’ll bite my tongue on that matter because if it hits I’ll look like an idiot. But I expect the under to hit as well.
Iona Gaels vs. Marist Red Foxes
Spread: -10.5 Iona
Moneyline: (-600 Iona, +500 Marist)
It’s Friday. An exorbitant amount of alcohol combined with some MAAAAAAAACtion? Let’s FREAKIN go! This one is a little of a personal conflict of interest for me. My boys go to Iona but my godfather went to Marist and his buddies that went there are absolutely some of the greatest guys I’ve met. Sorry Vin, but tonight is the Gael’s night.
Predictions: Lock Iona -10.5. The Gaels are fresh off a loss to Canisius. I can only imagine what their coach did to these kids at practice. Meanwhile Marist has had a rocky season and I don’t see their current losing streak ending tonight. I expect the over to hit as well. A lot of scoring in this suspenseful Friday night dog fight!
Peace, Love, and GO GAELS!