This weekend we got the news that Mets left hander Jon Niese won’t be leaving the big apple. He simply is taking his talents from Queens to the Bronx.
And while I don’t really care what team he’s on (and it’s not because of his ultimately lackluster numbers), I’m pumped to be retaining Leah – his absolute SMOKE of a wife.
Here is the newest Yanks’ wifey, Leah Eckman Niese:
Super fun fact about our girl… If any Stoolies out there recall, she wears special underwear when Niese pitches. She’d rock a speical Mets blue thong for her boy… Uhh, hell yeah?
So Leah, if you’re reading this (I know you are) – I want to let you know you got a huge fan here, and I took the liberty of finding you some gear for the new squad… You’re welcome.
Special Underwear Wins Championships,