Mia Khalifa has become one of the biggest names in porn in a very short time. However, her influence reaches far beyond said industry. We have all seen some of the DM’s she has received, like this one from Ole Miss quarterback, Chad Kelly:


Or this one by Colts Safety Duke Williams:


Basically, Mia has humiliated these pro athletes with nothing but their own desperateness. Now, I will be the first to tell you how hot she is, but I am not going to try and DM her to see what happens. Then again, there is a lot to be said for just asking – as seen in my Ask and You Shall Receive article.

But, now how she can really help this great United States out. People are freaking out left and right about the whole refugee crisis going on right now. And I’m not about to get political, buuuut she might hold the key to getting everybody to shut the fuck up.

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Mia’s nationality is American and Lebanese. Lebanon, although it is not on the list of countries that have been banned, it is right in the heart of the area.  Lebanon sits right near Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, and Yemen. Naturally, she can speak for the entire Middle East.

If she can tweet like that and capture the United States, then we should all rally around Mia. It’s time to embrace Mia as so many already have.

So Mia, PLEASE, you can save us from all of the BS political posts on Facebook.



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Johnny Pasta Sauce