Okay, so this Boner “Vault” is a pretty easy access one… Much like (most of) our PIN #’s, the combo to unlock is 6969.

** TYPES IN 6-9-6-9**

“UNLOCK THE BONER VAULT!!!”

New to the music category here at WCS, we have a segment in which each week, I’m gonna throw up a music video from way back in our primes (which obviously could include nowadays) that is just dripping sex appeal. Hopefully we’ll tie it into sports in one way or another, and make us say “Wowwwwww the things I would do.” You get the point. Now this is the inaugural post so I am just testing waters here, so why not start it out with one of my Top 3 videos of all time:

Ciara – Ride (feat. Ludacris)

This beauty was from about 2010 (shit are we getting old?), and all I can say is RUSSELL WILSON YOU DOG. Look at what he gets to play with every night. That whole “no sexual things till marriage” thing that he had to pull off… all I can say to that is I hate you, but God damn do I respect you. I couldn’t do it. No way. Absolutely not.

On top of that, Ludacris being in the video just being an absolute stud, as always, is just top notch. No wonder they had dressed him in black pants… probably to hide that 20 foot anaconda that was coming out to play during the video shoot. **Golf clap for you Luda**

Side Note: Remember that whole controversy when tabloids came out saying Ciara was a tranny?! I have to admit when I heard it I was in so much disbelief that it hurt my feelings. It was right around the time that this video came out so I’m sitting there watching this and thinking, “You’re going to sit there and tell me this Goddess has a weiner?! Nooooooooooo!!!!” Ended up being untrue because it’s safe to say I’ve spent some late evenings watching this video before bed wayyyy back in the day.

That’s what I got for this week’s edition of the Boner Vault. Hope you enjoyed watching Russell Wilson’s wife do her thing. Nothing like starting (or finishing) your day with a little blood flow to your mid-section!! That’s it from the vault. See you next week.

 

 

DJ RD

 

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