Uhh… So, yeah, Arian Foster legitimately believes he can take a wolf in a one-on-one fight.

…and because this was RIDICULOUS Twitter went nuts, letting Arian know, “Hey idiot, a wolf would murder you!!” but Arian wouldn’t back down…

Do Arian’s thumbs have special powers? He believes two 3-inch DIGITS on his body will be the difference between a fight with him and a wild animal… literally unbelievable…

Continuing along with the “no thumbs, no chance” mentality, so eventually people questioned his obsession with that small part of this fight:

“Thumbs means I can grab him, he can’t grab me…”

ARIAN. THIS IS A WILD ANIMAL. WHEN THEY START BITING AND THRASHING AT YOU YOU ARE SCREWED. YOU CAN’T GRAB THEM.

I seriously could go on all day, this is WILD… His obsession with his thumbs in a HYPOTHETICAL  “Wolf versus Man” fight is incredible.

I hope this goes on forever.

How much would you pay for that Pay Per View?? I’m not sure there’s a number too high…

 

 

Arian Foster aka Purina Wolf Chow,
@WCS_Taylor