Uhh… So, yeah, Arian Foster legitimately believes he can take a wolf in a one-on-one fight.
i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
…and because this was RIDICULOUS Twitter went nuts, letting Arian know, “Hey idiot, a wolf would murder you!!” but Arian wouldn’t back down…
i'm 230, wolfs are what, 180-200 tops? he has no thumbs. if i control his neck he's dunzo. https://t.co/j9vf2knwqI
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
Do Arian’s thumbs have special powers? He believes two 3-inch DIGITS on his body will be the difference between a fight with him and a wild animal… literally unbelievable…
none of them have thumbs. https://t.co/zoyE5MhGWH
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
Continuing along with the “no thumbs, no chance” mentality, so eventually people questioned his obsession with that small part of this fight:
thumbs means i can grab him .he can't grab me. all he has is a mouth. grab his neck he can't bite. https://t.co/5s61cihKVb
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
“Thumbs means I can grab him, he can’t grab me…”
ARIAN. THIS IS A WILD ANIMAL. WHEN THEY START BITING AND THRASHING AT YOU YOU ARE SCREWED. YOU CAN’T GRAB THEM.
I seriously could go on all day, this is WILD… His obsession with his thumbs in a HYPOTHETICAL “Wolf versus Man” fight is incredible.
I hope this goes on forever.
i've studied the wolf. he can't read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.
— feeno (@ArianFoster) March 5, 2017
How much would you pay for that Pay Per View?? I’m not sure there’s a number too high…
Arian Foster aka Purina Wolf Chow,
@WCS_Taylor