Scoring 30,000 points in an NBA career is something maybe 0.0069% of NBA players will even come close to. And before last week, the only members of that club were Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Karl Malone, MJ and Kobe… But the 1998 draftee, the sensation from Germany, Mark Cuban’s golden boy – Dirk Nowitzki joined them last week.

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And honestly, good for him. He wasn’t on “stud” teams his whole career. He struggled with some bad teams and, hell yeah, good ones (before returning to a bad one again) – but he’s been loyal AF, and I love Dirk for that (**cough cough** Kevin Durnat).

But this is where Dirk really started #winning. After his 30,000th point, he got a special delivery… 30,000 Bud Lights.

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Yeah, I mean, that has got to be the pinnacle. If someone came around and delivered me 30,000 Diet Blues to let me know I did something special, I’d know I made it.

Love this. Love Dirk. Love Bud Light.


Happy Patty’s Day all, let’s get wildly and irresponsibly blackout drunk (already started)!!