Loyola is just out here breaking world records… Thursday morning on the Today Show at 7am, Al Roker is heading to the DEEP South, aka Loyola (Maryland), in hopes to break a Guinness World Record.

That record you ask?


500 of Loyola’s finest are looking to come out and break the Guiness world record for longest crabwalk. Why?


…well, almost – crabwalks*!!

This has been something Loyola is evidently pushing hard as HELL, as even alumni are getting email blasted about this PRESTIGIOUS accomplishment.

So congrats to Loyola College on this. A true honor.

Also, apparently Al Roker is just doing this stuff? This is his “verb” now? Just going around to different schools breaking random records… Pretty fucking cool Al. You keep doing you.



Jesuits Forever,