Alright, it’s 2017. Sure we have some great innovations that are completely awesome like cars that park themselves and free internet porn, but we still have one huge problem that I need to flip out about RIGHT NOW.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL WITH THIS ZIPPER THING GOING ON WITH MY JEANS?!?!
Listen, I realize this isn’t going to solve world hunger, and no, it’s not going to stop terrorism, and yeah, it won’t even put a dent in “global warming”… But this is one of those things that is SUCH a bummer when I realize it happened to yet another pair of my jeans.
Yeah, sometimes this comes on slow and creeps up on ya (like ED, or alcoholism) but for the most part, it’s straight from the first wash and, BANG… pants = ruined.
Now, I certainly have gotten to the “idgaf” point in my life where rocking jeans like this is kinda funny. If I see someone noticing my “zipper is down” on the train for example, I’m more honored they’re looking at my package than anything. Good you me, ya know?
But still, jean companies NEED to fix this problem. Not everyone is cool with people thinking their fly is down when it isn’t.
So Levi’s or Wrangler, or honestly whoever is responsible: Let’s get this thing fixed and help make jeans great again.
I’m Freaking Out Over Here,