Sometime last year I found a video of some guy on a hover board, and not one of those things with wheels on it that a bunch of 14 year olds got for Christmas two years ago, but like an actual hover board.


Now, I have seen the water jet things that shoot you up in the air with water, but that’s not like really hovering. But this is straight up hovering. (How many times is this guy going to say the word hover or hovering in this article?—Check the end for the official count.)

The video is actually pretty dope and that gets me hyped for some Back to the Future accessories. Nike has ready come out with the shoes:


But all I want is that hover board that Marty had. I don’t think that there is anything cooler, except our WATERcooler. (Yo Ragu, shut up with the puns, they’re not funny.) Although this is just a prototype I think I’ll be owning one of those bad boys within the next 5 years.

Also, the only thing could think of was the Green Goblin and his hover board from the 2002 Spider-Man. Which, inevitably killed him. So maybe I’ll wait on the whole hover board thing, but a man can hope.

Ragu, out



I said hover 12 times including the title and that one.