Two days after Christmas back in 2011, Mitchell Trubisky, a bright eyed and bushy tailed 17-year old, sent a tweet that will make him my favorite player for YEARS to come:


I saw this ALL OVER the internet last night (and saw today it had been deleted, but as I am not an idiot – I was sure to save it) and look forward to commemorating this beautiful tweet for years to come.

There is absolutely NOTHING less controversial than someone tweeting that they like titties. That’s like saying the sky is blue or the sun rises in the East.

GOOD CALL MITCH!! Now I know you are absolutely the man and like tits. Hey, I like tits too! Go us!!



Getting his Jersey STAT,