I think that I have seen one of the wildest videos of all time. This man, from I have no idea where, might actually be “Thing” from Fantastic Four or The Hulk, because I can honestly say I have never seen anything like this, and I’ve seen a guy pull a car with his eyelids (I’m going to spare you the picture, but just imagine it).

(Actually, are you kidding me? You have to see it!)

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Side-note, I have also seen a dude have a snake go in one nostril and come out the other. I think I am pretty qualified to say that I have seen some crazy stuff.

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So, with that being said, I don’t know how he does it. He’s like a more ripped, less weird version of Chris Angel “Mind Freak.”

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(Btw, there is no need for a grown man to have multiple pictures, in a professional photo-shoot setting, with his cat. I do not care what anyone says)

I can only imagine that he trained by watching Rocky over and over to try to become who he is today. And I think I even heard him mumble “Cut me Mick! Cut me!

The video leaves me with more questions than answers, like: At what point in your life do you decide to start taking Ledge Hammers to the Balls? or Why? And, What possessed you to get run over by a truck? And, Have you ever heard about the Spanish Inquisition? because during that time, they used to tear people apart in a similar fashion as you did with the motorcycles, but without motorcycles.

 

 

Ragu, out