🚨 Million Billion Trillion Dollar Idea Alert 🚨

I gotta give credit when credit is due… Ketch came up with this idea on a bachelor party weekend about a month or two ago now (I believe we may or may not have been sitting in a hot tub that was roughly 94°… we called it a “warm tub”), and it really needs to be developed and monetized.

So, as men do on bachelor party weekends, we were gambling our faces off one night at a casino. On the outskirts of the casino was a club. Now, that particular club had some shadey name like “Mystique” or something…Let’s just call it Mystique for the rest of this to make it easy – plus that name is gold. We tried to go in but to our surprise it was closed.

(In hindsight, it was closed at like 11pm… Wtf were they thinking? We easily would have gone in and spent every dollar we had. Mystique deserves a really harsh Yelp review)

Anyway, Ketch began to dream about what Mystique actually was behind those closed doors (when they were open). Now, at this point in the day we had already golfed and been drinking for like 14 hours…. So we were naturally pretty fucking tired, but still going hard because we’re men.

And I’ll be honest, the next part might cause chills. Ketch went on to paint the perfect picture of what he imagined the inside of Mystique to look like… He envisioned a place that was similar to a strip club, but really it was just a place full of semi-nude, really hot chicks that were just cool and wanted to like hang out and talk and stuff. And if they wanted to get naked and dance on you that’d be cool too, but that’s up to them. Absolutely no pressure. They’re just really cool and doing whatever they want and we got to just lounge there…

That was a very essential point to all this – LOUNGING. He envisioned that this place had tons of recliners for people to lounge in, and blankets to stay nice and warm under (this part was clearly, deeply influenced by his then state of exhaustion, but I believe it’s an essential part to the fabric of the business).

So it basically is just really cool, hot chicks that would be fun to talk to, but also you just lay around while they do so…

I’ll be honest with you – the passion with which Ketch pitched this idea to us was so genuine and sincere that you just had to sit back and envision how great a place like that would be…

And here we are.

Why does that place not exist?! It’s not a strip club, because society says those are for dirty, scummy guys (NOT US!)… It’d just be a place to lounge around at, that happens to have really cool, hot chicks that were 100% down to flirt with you (…and maybe more if they felt it).

A lot of #h8rs immediately came out of the woodwork saying there is no money making part of that plan. Be that as it may, I think you could set the price at the door for a person to lounge around at a really comfortable place that was guaranteed to have cool, hot chicks to hang out with.

I mean shit, New York Giants fans pay like $100/ticket to sit in plastic seats for 4 hours and watch a game… Why not lounge in a recliner with hot chicks under a blanket, and pay like $50 and watch the game from a recliner??

I think that might be a good deal and sounds like a sweet way to spend some down time.

If you want in, DM either me or Ketch your thoughts/compliments, and maybe we can incorporate you and your suggestions into the business… Because, YEAH, this is clearly going places.

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Recliners & Blankets,
Taylor