I have watched MAYBE two episodes of Game of Thrones before this season, buuuuut I have watched these first two episodes, so I totally feel like I can join the GoT blog nation… Let’s get right to it.

Last night’s episode had me feeling some type of way. But more accurately there are about three scenes I will touch on and focus on… The delicate and tasteful pussy eating scene, the enormous wolf scene, and the boat fight.


The Pussy Eating Scene.

Let me start by saying there REALLY just is not enough openness to oral sex on television, though 99% of the population loves it (don’t fact check me there). But the twists and turns that came from that scene BLEW my mind.

Some chick, pretty hot, came into some dude’s room (the guy looks identical to Dr. Avery from Grey’s Anatomy… it really could be him, I don’t have time to fact check it) and it was clear they wanted to bang. He was going somewhere and she wanted a goodbye bang. It was like the most tasteful Brazzers plot-line I’ve ever seen. Then, it was brought to my attention that Dr. Avery was actually dickless.

Yes, these writers at GoT thought it would be a really neat twist to say, “Yea, let’s just make some of the warriors dickless… We’ll say it makes them better at fighting, but it also will create a really unique situation when sex scenes arrived.”

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The two of them get naked, and Dr Avery first pauses when she goes to check out what kinda Ken doll front he was rocking… Now, thank GOD they didn’t show his front-side. That would’ve been rough. But, she didn’t seem to mind too much. She was soaking her socks and knew what this guy lacked in “having a┬ádick” he would for sure make up for elsewhere.

We see some great tits, he lays her down, and in the most shockingly tasteful scenes, he goes down on her. Amazing.

Seriously, tell me the last time a good old fashioned pussy eating sesh was televised… Amazing. Her face let you know Dr Avery did a phenomenal job and knew his way around down there. Kudos to him, the writers and everyone involved here. Gotta love eating box.

The Huge Wolf Scene

I didn’t know wtf was going on here, but I guess the 12 year old chick who is really important in the show (again, I think) was in the woods by herself, got surrounded by wolves and was for sure gonna get killed… Then, a mega wolf (seriously – the thing was like 5 times the size of a normal one) came out of nowhere and it ended up being her old wolf that she let go?

I don’t know wtf was going on there. Wolves are scary fucking animals and a mega wolf was a new thing for me to see… It got me to thinking, why aren’t there bigger dogs? I know there’s like Cane Corsos and big ass German Shepards… but like imagine if dogs were bear sized? They’d be unstoppable.

As a human who had to often wrestle a shithead 70 pound dog before, I understand how scary can be, and a mega wolf isn’t anything to fuck with.

Evidently the wolf saw her, understood what she was saying and spared her her life, while also negging her and walking away. Weird scene.

I’m sure it was big to the show and all, but really noteworthy because it made me think of mega dogs.

The Boat Fight Scene.

Holy shit this was a bloodbath. Basically some lesbians were about to get it on below deck and then their boat all of a sudden was under attack. And it was wild.

I mean, total bloodbath. They spare no expense when it comes to having blood explode out of people.

As I write this I realize I don’t really get who of significance died, and who matters really… but it was a cool fight scene. I dug it.


I’ll be honest, I know I don’t “get” the show, and unless I really commit to it, I probably won’t “get” it ever… But I “get” how people become “GoT“. The show is pretty #neat and has the right amount of almost all elements… Except maybe slapstick humor. Not enough nutshots – though someone did get stabbed in the beanbag as part of the boat scene – that was wild.

Anyway, this will be a new recurring piece every week as I continue to watch and struggle to understand Thrones, but also appreciating it for its dedication to raising oral sex awareness.

 

 

Gotta Get GoT,
@WCS_Taylor