Welcome to the New York Yankees Sonny Gray!!
You now have an opportunity to be the best pitcher in the biggest market, in front of fans who are fired ALL THE WAY UP for your new young & surging Yankees team!!
Oh, but one quick thing. We’re going to make you shave that neck beard…
Honestly though, the patchy beard is just NOT your look, but clean-cut kinda is…
Slap that 14-year old in some pinstripes and we have ourselves our ace people!!
Mr Gray Will See You Now,