If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times… Boners are hilarious and awesome and should totally be flaunted way more. Boner jokes are electric. Girls should be flattered when boners arise (LITERALLY). Like I’ve always said, boners should just straight up be a more focal point of conversation and be more frequent in public.

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Basically, the essence of all this is don’t boner shame! They are natural and beautiful and hilarious.

Now that I’ve clearly established the subject at hand… Over the weekend I heard that an extremely popular song from the 90’s, “Too Close” by Next, had some very graphic lyrics that a 10-year old me had no clue about… But it’s amazing I would sing along to this back in the day, LOLZ!!

Here is a snippet of the electricity if you don’t wanna play it:

Step back you’re dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you

Now girl I know you felt it
But boo, you know I can’t help it
You know what I wanna do

I mean, the whole song is basically like, “Yeah, you felt my boner on the dance floor – YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S MEANT FOR!!

I love it. It may be the anthem to my “Stop Boner Shaming” campaign honestly. I may even start DM’ing artists to start singing about boners more… @Ke$ha, peep those DM’s girl.

 

 

90’s Boner Jams Rock,
@WCS_Taylor