Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions have agreed to a contract extension, making him the highest paid player in NFL history. His 5-year extension will increase his annual average value to $27 million per year, with $92 million of that guaranteed, with a $50 million signing bonus.
— Mac Stoddard (@MacStoddard) August 29, 2017
I honestly am pretty fired up for Frat Stafford. He’s always been my boy and he definitely seems like the kinda bro I would want leading my team… He seems like he enjoys chaw, Busch heavy and the occasional drunk Marlboro (aka the characteristics of a man I would respect).
To celebrate, I found the best of Frat Stafford on the internet!! THE KIDS GETTING PAID AND WE OUGHT TO CELEBRATE!!!
Nothing like a frat boy gunslinger outta Georgia – way to go brother!!
Dogs Gotta Eat,