I know I’m a little late on this stuff, buuuut as I’ve mentioned I’m catching up a bit from just a debilitating weekend, so if you don’t like it – you can visit this page.
Anywho! Early Sunday morning our girl Taylor Swift dropped her second song, entitled – Ready For It? – from her new album (coming in November) and I genuinely was like, “Okay, great! The last one was such trash and I need to get the taste outta my mouth… THIS one will do it!”
I was super hungover but I stayed positive for Taylor despite her last song, Look What You Made Me Do, being complete buttcheeks… I needed a better song, and she was right to release a second one so quickly. We could all have forgotten that horrible putrid dumpster fire of a song, and thank God!
But guys, she did it again…
TAYLOR. COME. ON!!!
What are you doing?! This… THIS is just…
You are better than this! Get back to pop, you can even go back to country. This rap artist garbage you’re spewing cannot continue. I love you and that’s why I can say this – it’s noooooo good.
I believe in you like I believe in the Knicks. You can turn this around. But please, stop with the rap game. You are a white nerdy girl from Pennsylvania, and we LOVED you for that. You didn’t need to change.
And listen, we all make mistakes… Just come out and be like, “Spinzone, I was just kidding! This is all a joke! Wait, you guys thought I was serious?!?!”
And we’ll all think it was hilarious and go back to loving your music. I promise.
We’re going through this tough time together.