I saw this piece of MLB/celebrity news over the weekend but I was – how do I put this delicately – in a state of inebriation that didn’t allow me to post content.

Also, Lake Placid’s service and Wifi is grabass at best…

Anyway, enough of the excuses… Let’s get back to the sort of golden content the world needs to hear about.

Around May of last year I learned about Lexy Panterra and her amazing butt. Basically, her dancing and shaking her money maker to songs is what has made her famous and I hope she continues doing this forever because it is truly a spectacle.

Now, Lexy apparently dropped a new song (didn’t know she sang tbh) and Marlins’ OF and the MLB Home Run leader Giancarlo Stanton was featured and… Well… Just watch (if you’re at work, excuse yourself maybe and take it to the bathroom):

Wow.

What did I just watch?

Good question! It somehow wasn’t porn just a casual (almost) sex video between the biggest bat in the MLB and some smoke.

Love it. Not sure how this isn’t the biggest story in baseball – it should be. I’ll tell you one thing – you want baseball to be accepted by the youth of America? Show them this. Show them they can be THIS guy one day if they keep end up the best hitter in the league. THAT might help the game. Just saying.

 

 

Giancarlo Making Baseball Fun Again,
@WCS_Taylor