We get it, you’re acrobatic. Seriously, fuck this guy. And yes, the only reason I’m saying “fuck this guy” is because I would have blown both my knees out the second I jumped on the first medicine ball.
It absolutely blows (no pun intended) my mind how people can stand or jump on medicine balls. Trampolines, bouncy houses, all that shit, I can’t do it anymore. Maybe I have my illustrious years as a bullpen catcher to blame.
That one year in college I was on the baseball team Those years and years of getting down to catch perfect games and no hitters finally took its toll. Damn my inability to hit and make a career as a professional catcher so I could get knee surgery for free.
But alas, here I am, hating random 19 year old skiers from Switzerland in the middle of September. Whatever though, he’s just a dumb kid. Probably doesn’t even get to pay bills. Loser.