What is Jeopardy?

No, that’s not an answer on the show, but a sincere question… Jeopardy is basically a bunch of nerds who know too much, are like museum buffs and have read every book twice and seen every movie (Spoiler Alert of the Century: they don’t know sports).

So when a hot babe or a “normal guy” show up, it’s pretty shocking. It gets even more shocking when they start winning…

On Tuesday of this week, Austin Rogers entered our lives – just a regular ol’ bartender from New York City. He’s chubby, got disheveled hair, and again, GETS PEOPLE DRUNK FOR A LIVING!!

You don’t need long to be convinced into rooting for this guy. I mean, look at him:

Here is is my theory… He’s been working at a bar forever. He hears bar trivia 24/7 so he has answers memorized and entertains himself just being the genius at the bar, knowing everything while his idiot patrons just get smoked off his drinks. Honestly, he probably gets his nut off being smarter than everyone and, you know what, good for him!!

But I’m also just picturing Nick Miller up there and somehow this living out this impossible dream of nailing every Jeopardy question guy, when usually at the bar…

A fucking regular ol’ bartender about to flip the script and put the Jeopardy world on its head.

7pm tonight, let’s do it Austin. This would be Day #4 and I am all in on the Austin Rogers bandwagon.

 

 

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P.S. Tonight, one of his fellow contestants is a “Pool Room Owner” – I have legitimately no clue what that means but if it is billiards related, this is the most average of Average of Joe’s going at it… Jeopardy must be running out of nerds!!