It’s not too often where I get to a point and think to myself, “Yeah, that’s a little TOO far…” but on my way into work today – that thought crossed my mind.
I was scrolling through Facebook and saw an advertisement for a Licki Brush, which is a brush that you would put in your mouth and lick your cat with… I guess?
Alright, rant time…
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT!? ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WANT TO LICK THEIR CATS SO BADLY THAT THIS NEEDED TO GET INVENTED!? LET’S GET THESE PEOPLE SOME HELP!! THEY SHOULD NOT BE LICKING THEIR FUCKING CATS!! IN FACT, LET’S GET THOSE CATS TO BETTER HOMES, WITH STABLE OWNERS!! NOT FUCKING OWNERS WHO LICK THEIR CATS!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?
ALSO, (yeah that’s right, I’m not done) PEOPLE WHO ARE SO FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD THAT THINK THEY NEED TO LICK THEIR CATS, PROBABLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT INGESTING WHATEVER CAT HAIR OR GERMS (OR WHATEVER IT IS THIS PRODUCT KEEPS YOU FROM)!! THEY’RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD AND THINK LICKING CATS IS NECESSARY!!!
Okay, rant over. But this product needs to be taken off the market and the people seriously buying it need to be put on a list and hopefully sent to therapy for the proper medical attention.
“Licki Brush“?!?! Are you FUCKING kidding me!?
A Tiny Bit Triggered,