Daily Mail UK – After a day of drinking and taking party drug GHB, a 23-year-old New Zealand woman fired a gun at one of her oldest friends, killing him.

Tiffani Jade Sutcliffe was in a bedroom with her flatmate Rhys Gordon Williamson, 40, and two others, with the intention of having group sex, when she pointed the gun at him and asked if it was loaded.

The shot fired almost immediately after, hitting the side of his chest and causing him to slump to the floor, Stuff reported.

Before giving in to the fatal shot, fired on May 31, he managed to utter his last words: ‘Of course it’s loaded, you stupid slut’. (sic)

His friend Anthony Brett Clegg – who had recently been released from prison, also joined the group.

After taking the party drug GHB, Clegg, Sutcliffe and her girlfriend retired to the bedroom with the intent of having sex. 

Earlier, Clegg had asked an unknown associate to bring over a sawn off shotgun and a box of shells. 

Williamson walked into the room holding the gun, and pointed it at Sutcliffe in a way she described as ‘playing around’, before she took it off him and ended his life.

Sutcliffe has been taken into custody, and will be sentenced at the High Court in Hamilton on November 23.

Clegg has already been sentenced to two years prison for his part in the death. 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4987462/Woman-shoots-best-friend-day-drinking-drugs.html#ixzz4vorIMd00

The first thing I thought of when I read this was that anti-weed commercial from the early 2000’s with the two kids in their dad’s den puffing the magic dragon, having a good time.  Then one of the boys gets his dad’s gun out to play with and POW shoots the other kid in the face.

Well for Tiffani Jade (fantastic porn name), this nightmare became a reality.  Her boyfriend, Rhys and her were just having a good time partying, drinking, and doing GHB which is apparently a drug that makes sex even more awesome than it already is.  Then trouble walks in the door in the form of Packers fan Anthony Brett Clegg.

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Tony Clegg just seems like a guy that might muddy the waters when he’s around.  I don’t know if it’s the neck tattoo, the angry look in his eyes, or the fact that he literally just got out of jail, but something tells me that trouble doesn’t seem to have to tough of a time finding Tony Clegg.

Anyways, Tony Clegg calls up someone and asks them to bring him a shotgun and shotgun shells.  Now I’m sure Tony Clegg needed the shotgun for a very mature, responsible reason and certainly not because this mystery person was holding the gun while Tony Clegg was in jail.  Regardless of the reason, the gun arrived, Tony Clegg, Tiffani Jade, and Rhys took some more sex drugs and decided to go have a threesome.

Well here’s when things went wrong.  Rhys and Tiffani were just having some fun foreplay.  I mean who hasn’t done foreplay with a shotgun before? (answer: me)  It was just two lovers getting in the mood.  I point the gun at you, you point the gun at me, you know, bring a little excitement to the bedroom.

Unfortunately for Tiffani though, the gun was not on safety and she shot Rhys right in the chest.  Then it happened.  Rhys, realizing his final breath was just seconds away, looked Tiffani, the woman he probably met a few days ago and did tons of drugs with loved right in the eye, and said his final words: “Of course it’s loaded you stupid slut.”

Final words are usually something people never forget.  A dying father might say to his son “you’re the man of the house now.”  A parent might tell their children they love them and maybe even give the grieving loved one some peace as they pass away.  Rhys though, said exactly what needed to be said in that moment.  “Of course it’s loaded you stupid slut.”  That line perfectly encompasses what happened and exactly how his life would end – by some idiot 23 year old girl that played with a gun and shot him by accident.

As far as where these final words go in history, it’s got to be right up there with Uncle Ben’s “with great power comes great responsibility.”  Seriously the “Final Words Power Rankings” would be:

  1. I love you
  2. You’re the man of the house now
  3. Of course it’s loaded you stupid slut
  4. With great power comes great responsibility

So yeah, while it definitely sucks that Rhys died, at least he’ll go down as having one of the greatest final words of all time.

 

PS – Biggest loser in this entire situation (I guess other than Rhys) is Tony Clegg.  Dude is going back to jail, didn’t get to have a threesome AND Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone and is probably out for the season.  Tough day for Tony.

 

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