Imagine having to talk to people everyday of your life about ALL the details of every decision you make throughout the day, while defending old decisions and questioning your plans moving forward… I bet you’d be talking a lot. You’d probably get cotton mouth and need to quench your thirst with whatever water is nearby, right? RIGHT?!
Donny was at a presser earlier and went to do something all of us do EVERY SINGLE DAY OF OUR LIVES: drink water!
Wow the advertisements for Fiji Water have gotten weird…pic.twitter.com/8SRzU70GAq
— Walter Deleon (@WalterDeleonDC) November 15, 2017
So naturally THIS is the reaction the internet had…
Someone momentarily changed the Fiji Water wikipedia.
(via @lachlan) pic.twitter.com/Ac7sBmTxds
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) November 15, 2017
When you hands are so small, you need both to hold a Fiji water bottle. #SmallhandsMagoo pic.twitter.com/ajSoDPrkOa
— ElizabethJohnson 🌊 (@HiberniaBird) November 15, 2017
I know, right? He looked like such a stupid little baby while holding that bottle of Fiji water with both hands (while whining about trade deficits).
Oh wait, that was you, @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/jMH1lQl6Tx
— BadHombreLands NPS (@BadHombreNPS) November 15, 2017
The bottle of Fiji water Trump was drinking from is a special design for infants with small hands – and Trump still couldn't wrangle that badboy to his lips.
— Higher Than A Kite's Nuts (@AlaskanRadical) November 15, 2017
Fiji Water: no, we don't have a large, 2-handed size. That was one of our SMALLEST bottles.
Even a small child could manage it with one hand. pic.twitter.com/hQG2lnPMsI
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) November 15, 2017
New Fiji Water ad: pic.twitter.com/D62NEyhu59
— Adam J. Lowy (@AdamJLowy) November 15, 2017
I ONLY GIVE MY LIZARD FIJI WATER BECAUSE HE DESERVES THE BEST AND WE'RE NO BROKEBOYZ
— lil uzi bert (@alburritooo) November 5, 2017
(That last tweet was 10 days old but it was really funny so I threw it in there.)
Safe to say this offense was fireable. Almost made it a year – good try Donny!!