Guys, this is no joke. Tom Brady’s thumb is hurt, he’s wearing a glove to protect it… The world is crashing down on New England… and all the while Blake Bortles remains undefeated in the playoffs.
Now, I saw this on Twitter this morning and chuckled, thought nothing of it and moved on… Then I looked it up and realized this is a real thing. Read this craigslist post from Foxborough…
The lines “some even call me a doctor” and “Extra compensation will be provided for superior thumb length and girth” are electric… Whoever wrote this, we could use a genius like you on the staff.