Found this super new* fun game today on Twitter that Knicks fans have been playing, more specifically Kyle O’Quinn fans. It’s called “WTF Did KOQ Just Tweet?!”
Okay, maybe it doesn’t have an official name (yet), but it is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. I noticed last night that Kyle O’Quinn had a series of tweets of straight jibberish. I thought maybe his kid took his phone or something, and he just didn’t know:
But then, after some Twitter stalking, I realized he’s done it before, and THAT is when I started checking the responses.
Let’s get it
— Who are you (@The_ckc_) January 26, 2018
I got u Kyle: “Making Love While Being Drunk Is Total Madness” #KOQDrunkTypingAfterGettingHisFreakOn
— Om Nomnom (@kenslizle) September 30, 2017
And then I started to see some answers that get REAL silly and I honestly think that all of #Knicks Twitter should be jumping on this… Because it’s too good. Enjoy:
Gremlins wear coats inside an Igloo because Alien giggles give Allen Iverson herpes through big goggles everytime it itches…
Crazy, I was just thinking the same thing.
— Mike ChecK.. (@Mike2TheNyc) January 31, 2018
refs are investigating silly-looking things that have to make players feel funny
— blet bash (@larrenzo_) January 25, 2018
I'm getting donuts soon
— t-work (@7w0rk) January 18, 2018
Tonight, the Knicks travel to Boston for an 8pm tip, and if there is ONE thing I’m hoping, it’s that KOQ drops some cryptic tweet in his little Twitter code to get in their heads. We’ll have the W in the bag before the game even begins.
I’ll be waiting. You should too.
* = Not “new” at all actually… O’Quinn has been doing this for years. I’m just late to the game. Sad!
** = That was code for “The NY Bar Mitzvah Scene Isn’t the Only Thing He’s Crushing“