**IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS WEEK’S EPISODE OF THE BACHELORETTE BUT PLAN TO, DON’T READ THIS… SUPERRRRR SPOILER ALERT**
This week’s episode of The Bachelorette was great. We had a guy cheating in a competition, we had a frolf-style toss of a framed picture that would’ve made Ricky Wysocki blush (followed by one of the most ridiculous glass shattering sound effects ever produced – shoutout ABC), we had Lil Jon, we had Fred Willard (THANK GOD), we had nothing shy of a LeBron James-esque “one man vs all” game of Dodgeball, and we had Jordan (the male model)
‘s boner on national tv who basically got naked to stand out at the cocktail hour:
But the big story was…
NICK MADE IT PAST ROSE CEREMONY NUMBER 2!!!
I kid you not, when Nick’s name got called during the rose ceremony, the WCS HQ erupted. You’d think the Yankees hit a walkoff or Odell just made some insane grab… I 1000% jumped up and sent high fives went all around.
Safe to say, #TeamNick is on Cloud (6)9 right now.
So, what did Nick do this week? Well, he went on a group date where they all put on tuxedo’s and while they were changing, Becca was in the room with them (imagine that was a guy in a room of changing girls… 👀 @ABC 🤔🤔). Anyway, steering clear of that WAY too hot topic, Nick blasted that 8-pack he’s been keeping TIGHT for about a fucking decade now (honestly Nick, HOW?) and let’s just say I’m PRETTY sure that locked his spot up for a rose.
(@Becca, A+ job of “covering your eyes” there… You must’ve been really good when you were “it” in Hide & Go Seek as a kid)
But that wasn’t ALL Nick did…
Now, Becca wasn’t there to see this next one, but America was!
Before the rest of the guys’ group date, a school bus rolled up to the house to pick them up to go play dodgeball, and Nick had an absolutely ALL-TIME chirp:
“HOPE YOU PACKED YOUR LUNCH!!”
This is like straight outta Billy Madison with O’Doyle letting everyone know they’re a bunch of nerds… “Hey – nice school bus NERDS! Wut do you… read or sumthing??”
I might make this into a t-shirt honestly… Absolutely amazing.
With stuff like this I hope Nick sticks around a while longer – shit, I still hope he wins! He’s just TOO good for TV!!
Alright well, I’m sure Junior & Ketch will go over more on this week’s Bachelor Night in America (go subscribe), but I’m here for Nick and Nick only (I say now before inevitably getting sucked into the season and watching every episode).
Alright, good to be back blogging, it’s been a while… I’ll try to stay on it but work is asking a lot of me lately and I guess I need to pay that a little attention to keep tricking them into paying me. LOLZ!!