I’m sure, like me, while alone at night searching on whatever adult search engine you please, you’ve come across something like this:dancing-bear.jpgA male stripper in a bear costume with his dick hanging out for “average” women to suck and fuck.  Now the company claims that these are “real women” at bachelorette parties, birthday parties, office parties (hilarious), and more.  It says that these women are actually just your everyday housewife and girlfriends getting “bad” for a few hours.

There’s a lot of clapping, cheering, and cum.  There’s usually at least 5 cumshots per 10 minutes of video.  Really good stuff if you’re in the mood for something a little more on the grungier side.  But that’s not the point of this blog.

The point is that while I’ve been “studying” the tape, I’ve noticed that the Dancing Bear usually brushes past certain women and goes straight to others.  This begs the question; is “The Dancing Bear” a sham?  Is it really “everyday women“?  Or is this just low-budget adult actresses trying to make their big break?

See here’s the thing; every now and then I’ll see a girl and think to myself “Hmm, I wonder if she’s been in other films” and take a quick gander at the comment section, sift through the Fortnite and Minecraft cheat codes, and see if I can find one that says “the girl at 3:57 is Sammy Bangmehard and is inRelax, He’s My Stepdad 7‘” but so far no dice.  The comment section of a porn site is one of the most knowledgeable comment sections about its content so if these girls were actually adult actresses, the odds of somebody knowing even one chick from these videos is high, but we’ve been coming up empty.

This makes me think maybe, just maybe, these are “real everyday women.”  Maybe this is the corporate Christmas party at Initech and these professional women are taking advantage of the opportunity to let their hair down.  In reality, I’m sure there are waivers involved, but I’m choosing to believe this is 100% organic.  Glad we could hash this one out.

 

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