So I just saw a Pop Warner, anti-concussion, pussy snowflake, “play safe” commercial with that Baldwin actor who was in The Departed and told Marky Mark to go fuck himself, or maybe Liz Lemon’s boss if that does it for you? Anyway, you’ll know. THIS Baldwin:


Yeah… HIM!!

Alright, now, am I alone here? I always thought it was Alex Baldwin, but in this commercial OVER AND OVER they keep saying ALEC, anunciating the SHIT outta that “c”.

Honestly, it was all I could concentrate on. “AL-LICK”?! Insanity.

This is America. His name is “AL-LICKS” and I refuse to say it otherwise.



Alec Alex Butts (HeHe),