First off, I’d like to make a correction to Tayls’ earlier article: It’s not “hand-to-hand combat” – it’s “without any weapons.”  And now I’d like to respond to the haters.

First and foremost, this is a life or death situation.  I love animals – all animals.  I would never hurt an animal unless it was in defense of my life.  I cannot stress that enough.

Now, secondly and most importantly, building off of that I would like to stress that this is a life or death situation.  I believe a friend of mine (possibly Junior) had heard this question on KFC Radio from Barstool Sports and the way the question was initially proposed to me, you were stuck in a room with a cow with no weapons and the only way out of the room was to kill the cow.  Since I am literally fighting for my life, yes, I believe I could kill the cow.  That is my main reason for believing I can kill a cow; because if I don’t kill the cow then I die.  Sorry for believing in myself and being confident that I will have the drive and grit to fight for my life and win.  Do I think it’ll be easy?  No.  Do I think I can do it?  Yes.  Why?  Because if I don’t then there is no more Ketch.  I would do whatever I could to win the fight.  Sorry for being a competitor.

Now everyone I always talk to about this, I always tell them how I would do it which Tayls outlined in his earlier blog.  If you didn’t read it, in a nutshell, I would first break the legs and then jump/ground pound on its neck until it was dead.  When I tell people this, they always say “you couldn’t break a cow’s leg.”  I even hear them say “try breaking a human femur with a kick!”  Hey idiots, if I had to break a human’s leg with a kick, why the hell would I kick someone in the femur, the strongest bone in the body.  I would kick the knee.  A joint.  So on that note, why the hell would I kick a cow in the equivalent to their femur?  I wouldn’t because that would be stupid.  I would it kick the cow in the joint in its knee area.  Again, do I think this is going to be easy to do?  No.  Doable?  Yes.

So in summation, yes, I think if my life depended on it, I could kill a cow.  And to be completely honest, if you don’t think you could do it, I kind of think less of you.