Not to be super macho or anything, but I didn’t watch the VMA’s. In fact, I didn’t even know they were on (I was too busy watching Bachelor in Paradise like a REAL man… duh!), but after browsing Twitter on the train this morning for like 30 seconds I learned… I learned. Quickly.

And guess who was the star of the show… ALEX FREAKING RODRIGUEZ!!

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He stole the show by basically just being J-Lo’s #1 fan, and he honestly crushed it. Aaaaaand so did Twitter (no surprise) either praising or roasting his reactions… Enjoy!! The best of A-Rod at the VMA’s Twitter:

Gotta love it. Long live A-Rod.

Btw, I was going to end this with a link to invest in A-Rod Corp. But after looking at the site for like three minutes, I realized the site is literally just a news site about A-Rod and I can’t tell what they’re doing. Is it real estate? Is it sports news? I don’t really care, I just want to invest.