At the end of last night’s Bachelor in Paradise episode, we got a quick peak at tonight’s episode including a total BABE entering the picture. I didn’t know who she was, but… WOW.

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After scouring the internet to no avail, I asked our resident Bachelor expert Ketch (host of the Bachelor Night in America podcast) and he told me her name was “Lace” (my first thought was – is that like, shoe-“LACE? Or like “LACEY” and it’s just spelled weird?). So I did what any bonified stalker sane person would do, and I looked her up on this glorious inter-web we have at our fingertips…

Literally one of the first bio’s I found was pure gold. And THAT is what I want to make sure everyone knows about before tonight’s episode.

I present to you, the girl who’s about to steal America’s heart on Bachelor in Paradise tonight: Lace Morris!!

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Hometown: Denver, CO.
Favorite Music: Rap, R&B and Country
All-Time Favorite Movies: Dumb & Dumber, The Best Man Holiday, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Cold or Hot Weather?: Hot. I hate being cold. You can cool down in a pool!
What is your most embarrassing moment? When I had a guy I liked over for drinks and I forgot I pooped before he came over and he used my bathroom and saw it. We couldn’t even talk we were laughing so hard!
If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why? Honestly? No one. I’d just be me — but richer! 🙂
What’s your idea of the ultimate date? Going to a sporting event or something he’s always wanted to do — to make him smile.”

Any of those stick out to you??? Like, I don’t know… Maybe the pooping story?!

I had a guy I liked over for drinks and I forgot I pooped before he came over and he used my bathroom and saw it.

Lace…. LACE!!!!!

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What’re ya doin????

Pooping and NOT flushing?! And you’re with a guy who saw this and just laughed about it?!


I really just hope that your toilet stunk (no pun intended) at the time and wasn’t flushing, because WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY LACE!!!!!



Flush Down the Brown,



P.S. The fact that the first movie she listed under her favorites was Dumb & Dumber means she’s an absolute rocket. She might be my new favorite character and I haven’t even seen her speak… Even DESPITE the whole “doesn’t flush” thing.