I’ll keep this short and sweet. Yes, I confused Lace and Cassandra. I fucked up.
I’m not a man to make excuses, but Cassandra was on Juan Pablo’s season which was like five years ago, and as Tayls pointed out, they look a lot alike. I could sit here and tell Tayls to go fuck himself for questioning the caliber of my fanhood despite having the number one Bachelor podcast in the Universe (self-proclaimed). I could out him for not knowing who Amanda Stanton, aka the “Queen of Paradise” was even after she made an appearance on this very season. I could do all of that, but I won’t because I am someone who will step up and wear the hat when he is wrong. I was wrong, Tayls, and I am sorry. Credit to me for being so brave.