Jesus, if you watched Thursday Night Football, you learned who Nick Mullens is… an undrafted rookie out of Southern Miss, who was only in because the TWO QB’s ahead of him got hurt, lead the 49ers to a 34-3 win over Jon Gruden’s Oakland Raiders, throwing 16-for-22, 262 yards with 3 TD’s andΒ ZERO INT’s, posting a 151.9 passer rating… BEAST.

But I’m not just someone who sees a box score and decides they’re elite… I need a look under the hood. I want to take a look at chicks he dated… Does he have the Moneyball confidence in himself to ACTUALLY make it in the bigs?

Well, after the world’s easiest search (I mean, neither he nor his wife were private on Instagram), I found Nick’s wife… And guess what??

THIS GUY IS GONNA BE KING!!!

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Daytona with my girls 😍

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Happy Go Gold Friday!

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I like being a beach bum with ya 😘

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Family pics make me happy

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I mean… HALEIGH…

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Nick, my man, you have my vote. Go ahead, play lights out football for the next 7 weeks, convince people you’re the Truth (I’m already sold) and get signed by John Elway for a hilarious $200 million or something, and then you can stink all you want and remind people why you went undrafted (as is tradition by QB’s going to Denver – see most recently Brock Osweiler & Case Keenum).

Until that enormous payday, I am ALL IN on the Nick Mullens bandwagon. I’ll ride this to the moon.

 

 

The REAL Big Dick Nick,
@WCS_Taylor