Does anyone else find it weird that Tim Tebow just HAPPENED to get engaged the same week that the world famous virgin Colton Underwood’s season of The Bachelor kicked off?
I’m not saying this was planned, BUT wouldn’t it be a great way for some other virgin to maybe take the heavy artillery of everyone’s best virgin jokes, and then when Tebow slides in and proposes a few days later, everyone is all out of the hard hitting stuff??
Well, unlucky for Tebow, the bullies of #BachelorNation and the bullies of college football/the NFL/minor league baseball aren’t one and the same. They are very much separate entities, and as such, just as one group of bullies was finished beating up Colton for being a virgin, the next group of bullies was ready to shred Tebow…
I give you, the best of “Tebow Got Engaged, Let’s Shred Him” Twitter!!
Tebow after the first touch pic.twitter.com/ua7Rjpi4dW
— Ben (@benniuskellius) January 10, 2019
Tebow 30 seconds later:
“Alexa play ‘I Just Had Sex’ by The Lonely Island “ https://t.co/0rtZUc4c9f
— Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) January 10, 2019
Tim Tebow on his wedding night pic.twitter.com/PgNhCYkbBP
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) January 10, 2019
Tim Tebow is gonna have a bucket full of cum shoot out the first time he does a sex. He's gonna weep.
— chaps (@UncleChaps) January 10, 2019
Tim Tebow's bachelor party:
6am – Jog
7:30am – Prayer session
8:30am – Glutenfree breakfast
9am – Missionary work
11:30am – Batting practice
12:30pm – Lunch
1pm – Workout
3:30pm – Watch 2007 Natty
6:30pm – Dinner 4 carbs allowed
7:45pm – Reflection & prayer
9:30pm – Bedtime— Mustachio (@TeamGunnShow) January 10, 2019
Tim Tebow’s wedding night: pic.twitter.com/NDdf0Uw8If
— Jizz Johnson (@jizzjohnson68) January 10, 2019
Tim Tebow's balls be like……🌊🌊 pic.twitter.com/0XbdSiaOB2
— Scott in Ventura (@SeriousSmack) January 10, 2019
The first time she touches Tebow’s dick pic.twitter.com/oL2n1cCd5J
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 10, 2019
The first time Tebow goes in. pic.twitter.com/pRmJDQyeFD
— Chris Miles (@itsmilesbrah) January 10, 2019