Here we are again, another season of the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, another season where Ketch & Junior will host the greatest Bachelor podcast in the universe, another season where we all become completely obsessed in either loving or hating complete strangers!! Ahhh, the beauty of reality TV…

But let’s not go into this season (starting May 6th) without knowing EVERYTHING there is to know about these guys, right? Let’s figure out which of these guys is the real deal, and who’s a total beta-cuck idiot.

That’s right, AGAIN, I did the heavy lifting for everyone on the entire internet. YOU’RE WELCOME INTERNET!! Below are all Hannah’s 30 men AND their Instagram handles (and whatever else I could find).

Without any further ado – and pretending like you didn’t just scroll by this first introductory piece – THE GUYS:


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Ben G.

Instagram: ben_grange
Twitter: (still searching)

biran b hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Brian B

Instagram: brianpbowles
Twitter: (still searching)

cameron hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Cameron

Instagram: camronayala
Twitter: CamRonAyala

chasen hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Chasen

Instagram: chasen_michael
Twitter: (still searching)

connor jhannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Connor J

Instagram: connorloo
Twitter: ConnorLoo

connor s hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Connor S

Instagram: consaelaway
Twitter: ConnorSaeli

daron b hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Daron

Instagram: daronblaylock
Twitter: (still searching)

devin h hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Devin

Instagram: devinharris__
Twitter: (still searching)

dustin k hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Dustin

Instagram: dustinbkendrick
Twitter: (still searching)

dylan b hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Dylan

Instagram: dylanbarbour
Twitter: therealDBcoop

garrett p hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Garrett

Instagram: rgarrettp
Twitter: RgarrettP

grant e hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Grant

Instagram: grant_eckel06
Twitter: GEEmann123

hunter j hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Hunter

Instagram: hunterjoness
Twitter: HunterJoness

jed w hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Jed

Instagram: jedwyatt
Twitter: jedwyattmusic

joe b hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Joe B

Instagram: theboxking
Twitter: (still searching)

joey j hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Joey J

Instagram: thejoeyjones
Twitter: (still searching)

john paul j hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

John Paul

Instagram: johnpauljonesjohnpauljones
Twitter: (still searching)

jonathan s hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Jonathan S

Instagram: jon.tha.don
Twitter: (still searching)

kevin f hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Kevin

Instagram: kevinjfortenberry
Twitter: kevin410berry

luke p hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Luke P

Instagram: luke_parker777
Twitter: (still searching)

luke s hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Luke S

Instagram: lukestonedc
Twitter: LukeStoneDC

matt d hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Matt D

Instagram: oldmattdonald22
Twitter: OldMattDonald22

matt s hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Matt S

Instagram: matthewspraggins_
Twitter: mattspraggins_

matteo v hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Matteo

Instagram: matteovalles
Twitter: MatteoValles

mike j hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Mike

Instagram: mikejohnson1_
Twitter: themikejohnson3

peter w hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Peter

Instagram: pilot_pete
Twitter: (still searching)

ryan s hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Ryan

Instagram: ryanspirko
Twitter: (still searching)

scott a hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Scott

Instagram: _scottandetrsen_
Twitter: (still searching)

thomas s hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Thomas

Instagram: (still searching)
Twitter: (still searching)

tyler c hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Tyler C

Instagram: tylerjcameron3
Twitter: tylerjcameron3

tyler g hannah b bachelorette instagram twitter

Tyler G

Instagram: tygwozdz
Twitter: (still searching)
SnapChat: tygwozdz


Boom!!! And there you have it.

Now, we all can do some totally necessary social media stalking and find a career ruining tweet or post that was WAY in their past and, that way, we all will be way more emotionally invested in them than we ever needed to be!! WOOOOO!!!!

 

 

Doing America’s Heavy Lifting,
@WCS_Taylor

 

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