Let me start this by saying, I am still more of a “KD’s not coming” truther than a dreamer.

Why? I lived through the summer of 2010.

I lived The Decision.

I lived the consolation prize that was Amare Stoudemire (who I embraced and loved with my whole heart and people who forget his great days in New York, I’m here – I dare you to @ me) while Miami went on to the Finals FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS.

This offseason already has hit us with a dose of reality… “Zion to New York” was what everyone was dreaming of, but the war on tanking (which I’m all for btw) killed that dream. The #3 pick, which is a GOOD spot given where we could have landed, was a reminder that dreams aren’t reality.

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So looking at KD, I’m very skeptical… But alas, as an idiot a Knicks fan, I’m always down to get my hopes up (even if I should have learned by now not to because it’s too painful).

Let’s connect some dots, shall we?

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You may or may not already know this, but Kevin Durant is a part owner in The Player’s Tribune. Hmm, I wonder where the Player’s Tribune is located…

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He also is invested in an investing company called Acorns… want to know where they’re located?

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But those are old news, right? That Undefeated article about these two companies is from 2016, gimme some NEW news Tayls!

Ok… How about his investing company – Thirty Five Ventures – moved recently. To where you ask?

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Uhh oh!! I’m seeing a trend!!

And then just last week, KD invests in a high-end headphone company called “Master & Dynamic“… You already know what’s coming next:

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Guys!!

This is it.

If he is investing in all these NEW YORK CITY companies, wouldn’t it make sense for him to play 41 games a year here too instead of, oh, I don’t know, anywhere else?

This is it. This is the highest I’ve been on the “KD-to-New-York” bandwagon.

Queue the Photoshops!!

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@WCS_Taylor

 

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