I know what you might be thinking: “Taylor, wtf is this topic? I thought this site was supposed to be about sports, gambling, TV shows and ya know just like dude stuff… What is the ‘Economic Expansion in Micronesia’ doing here?! Where the fuck did that come from?

I’ll tell you…



Today marks 14 years since that line was dropped on Senator Cleary and made America, nay, the entire world aware of what’s going on over there.

…wait, what? You STILL aren’t aware of the economic expansion over in Micronesia?

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Good God.

Okay, let’s take it from the top and make sure to cover it all, after all this is very important.


Without further ado, my position paper on the Economic Expansion in Micronesia!

The economic activity of the Federated States of Micronesia consists primarily of subsistence agriculture and fishing. The islands have few mineral deposits worth exploiting, except for high-grade phosphate and while the potential for a tourist industry exists, the remoteness of the location and a lack of adequate facilities hinder development. Financial assistance from the US is the primary source of revenue, with the US pledged to spend $1.3 billion in the islands in 1986-2001. Geographical isolation and a poorly developed infrastructure are major impediments to long-term growth.

Under the terms of the Compact of Free Association, the United States provided Micronesia with around $2 billion in grants and services from 1986 to 2001. The Compact’s financial terms are being renegotiated for an extension period. In 2001 the U.S. provided more than $84 million in Compact grants—an amount equivalent to over one-third of Micronesia’s GDP—plus more than $20 million through other federal programs. Total official development assistance from all sources was more than $100 million in 2001, with nearly 90% of that total coming from the U.S.

The Micronesia public sector plays a central role in the economy as the administrator of the Compact money. The national and state-level governments employ over one-half of the country’s workers and provide services accounting for more than 40%of GDP. Faced with the potential decrease or cessation of some of the assistance programs upon the Compact’s financial provisions’ expiry in 2001, the Government of the Micronesia in 1996 began to implement a program of economic reforms designed to reduce the role of the public sector in the economy. In addition, the advent of music startups using .fm domain names has provided a new stream of revenue to the government.

The fishing industry is highly important. Foreign commercial fishing fleets pay over $20 million annually for the right to operate in Micronesia territorial waters. These licensing fees account for nearly 30% of domestic budgetary revenue. Additionally, exports of marine products, mainly reexports of fish to Japan, account for nearly 85% of export revenue.

The tourist industry is present but has been hampered by a lack of infrastructure. Visitor attractions include scuba diving in each state, World War II battle sites, and the ancient ruined city of Nan Madol on Pohnpei. Some 15,000 tourists visit the islands each year. The Asian Development Bank has identified tourism as one of Micronesia’s highest potential growth industries.

Farming is mainly subsistence, and its importance is declining. The principal crops are coconuts, bananas, betel nuts, cassava, and sweet potatoes. Less than 10% of the formal labor force and less than 7% of export revenue come from the agriculture sector. Manufacturing activity is modest, consisting mainly of a garment factory in Yap and production of buttons from trochus shells.

The large inflow of official assistance to Micronesia allows it to run a substantial trade deficit and to have a much lighter tax burden than other states in the region (11% of GDP in Micronesia compared to 18%-25% elsewhere). The government also borrowed against future Compact disbursements in the early 1990s, yielding an external debt of $111 million in 1997 (over 50% of GDP).

Now, some of you may be thinking “Tayls, bro, that position paper didn’t make any sense – it had NO position. What are you, some sort of moron?

And while your words are hurtful, you’d be pretty much right… There was no real direction or anything.

To you #h8rs I say this: “Fuck you, that’s a straight copy and paste from Wikipedia. But at least you learned a little bit about John Beckwith & Senator Cleary’s passions!

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Do I regret doing this? No.

John Beckwith and Senator Cleary started the conversation. Credit to them.

But, by me (14 years later) copying and pasting the Wikipedia of Micronesian economics, awareness was raised on this important issue. Credit to me.

Tremendous. Great stuff.

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You’re welcome to all those readers who committed and stuck around this long. You’re the real MVP’s.