Buckle up, folks.
Sounds like some pretty good friends she has there. They celebrated huge life events, they were there for each other in times of needs. All of it. That’s what you call a close-knit group. They’d do anything for each other.Correction: They would do anything for each other except give up their “whiteness” for her. That’s right. The second this woman decided to start preaching about giving up their whiteness, her “friends” ghosted her and told her they were worried about her. It had absolutely nothing to do with this woman being a huge, insane buzzkill. These horrible woman bonded not because they were all friends who liked and supported each other, but because they were all WHITE! Alright we’ve been having fun with this blog, but let’s take a step back here for a second and get serious. The KKK? Really? A bunch of cougars sitting around at brunch or at spin class is “no different” than the KKK? Uh Saira, do you think that’s maybe juuuuuuust a bit of an overreaction?
Saira, just chill out on that one. Those are some pretty damn strong accusations. You can’t just go throwing “white supremacy” around.Eradicating anything from my DNA sounds incredibly painful. This has gone down as one of the most outrageous Twitter threads these eyes have ever seen. I mean the connections she’s making are so farfetched and unbelievable. It’s like she’s just grabbing every random buzzword out of thin air and trying to chain them together to make the perfect statement about society.
The only problem is that it doesn’t make any sense.
I don’t know, man. I’m obviously all for acceptance of everyone, but old Saira isn’t helping the cause. I don’t want to get political so let’s just sit back, relax, and laugh at this RIDICULOUS Twitter rant like everyone else.
SJW TRANSLATION SERVICE: I have learned do not make friends with people unless they immediately demonstrate they will kowtow to my every irrational demand and projected feelings of inadequacy.
NOW I AM LONELY AND YELL AT THE INTERNET ALOT. MAYBE I'LL GET SOME MORE CATS.
— Game-stock (@nrg359) August 24, 2019
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this attitude is why people no longer want to hang out with you.
— Taro Tsujimoto (@RCannon74) August 25, 2019
The last brunch I experienced had no lynching. It must have been an off day.
— Jocelynn Cordes (@JCordes13) August 25, 2019
It’s no different other than it’s different.
— Dave Giglio (@djgiglio) August 25, 2019
Or maybe you just went off the rails.
— Peasant H (@c_gt1982) August 25, 2019
This is a parody account. No one could be this insane
— SammytheBull1280 (@SBull1280) August 25, 2019
Can some white people invite Saira to brunch so she doesn’t feel left out? Please?
— CageyBee (@CageyBee33) August 25, 2019
This thread should be alternatively titled, “How To Die Alone”.
— Charles Bellows (@charles_bellows) August 24, 2019
Ahh there’s a lot of other great responses to each Tweet in the thread. Go check it out for a good laugh.
POSSIBLE UPDATE: As I was scrolling through the thread, there were a number of people who said this was a parody. I really don’t think it is because when you look at her page, it doesn’t scream parody and it claims she ran for Congress. And if it is, well then I guess I’ve been had!