This will be a quick post, and probably could’ve been bottled up and vented using a 280-character Tweet, but here we are…

Yesterday, I get to the train station and the place is fucking swamped… Some track maintenance, or service delay, or BLAH BLAH BLAH. If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a million times. Same shit, different day in the New York Subway system!

Anyway, as we’re all miserably waiting on this humid, sticky, smelly subway platform, packed literally dick-to-ass, there’s this GQ lookin’ Indian guy who was making his way down the stairs when he realizes the dumpster fire he’s walking into.

So what does this guy do?

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My man lifts up his phone, takes a picture of the platform – WITH THE FUCKING FLASH ON – but because I was eyeing up this bozo, it was probably a picture OF ME LOOKING AT THE CAMERA LIKE A DEER IN DAMN HEADLIGHTS.

Okay, so a couple things here… First, I get that it was just a simple case of “wrong place, wrong time” for me and maybe I need to calm down, but also… It SUPER pisses me off when I’m on the train – actually, scratch that, if I’m ANYWHERE in public – and I’m thinking some sketchy sleaze-ball is filming me, or anyone really.

Just… WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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People are weird. People are gross. Just do me a favor and don’t take pictures of strangers, ESPECIALLY OF THEIR FACES.

@GQIndianGuy, if you’re reading this… Please explain yourself below in the comments. I’m big enough a man to let you state your case*.

 

 

N-Y-Shitty,
@WCS_Taylor

 

* = Also @GQIndianGuy, if you have said picture of me looking like a deer in headlights, I want to put it in this post because I’m sure it’s hilarious… So DM that one over. Thanks bruh!

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